My little feminist

Me, seeing the little 5 year-old pookie outside playing by the sandbox by herself: what are you doing out here alone?

LP: That's ok, no one is stealing me. (not my original fear, but now one of the top five)

Me: I just thought you might be a little lonely.

LP: No one is stealing me. If the did, then I would kick them. I would kick them in the penis.

I am so proud.