Tom Cruise can go to Hell!
Tom Cruise can go to Hell
And I mean that with all graciousness. He had a child this week. I know that because the media has told me time and again.
OK, aside from the fact that his plumbing works, why would I give a flying flip? And who cares what he thinks about psychology, Catholicism or even giving birth? Aside from the pity I feel for little Katie (although she chose this path), I can't help but feel a slow, burning sense of outright annoyance that I am subjected to this lunatic's rantings.
There is something cosmic about the fact that his child (probably a sweet little girl who is forever tied to a whacko) will share her birthday with Brooke Shield's little girl. Brooke, of course, worrying that she may lapse, again, into post-partum depression and whose strength in admitting such is formidable, is the one from whom I want to hear.
Letter to Tom: you are not an entrepreneurial pimp, a fighter pilot, a racecar driver, a secret agent nor a hit man. You only pretend to be such. While you may be on your way to theton-freedom, you are lumped by those who discern, right up there with Pat Robertson.
So, shut the hell up already.
And I mean that with all graciousness. He had a child this week. I know that because the media has told me time and again.
OK, aside from the fact that his plumbing works, why would I give a flying flip? And who cares what he thinks about psychology, Catholicism or even giving birth? Aside from the pity I feel for little Katie (although she chose this path), I can't help but feel a slow, burning sense of outright annoyance that I am subjected to this lunatic's rantings.
There is something cosmic about the fact that his child (probably a sweet little girl who is forever tied to a whacko) will share her birthday with Brooke Shield's little girl. Brooke, of course, worrying that she may lapse, again, into post-partum depression and whose strength in admitting such is formidable, is the one from whom I want to hear.
Letter to Tom: you are not an entrepreneurial pimp, a fighter pilot, a racecar driver, a secret agent nor a hit man. You only pretend to be such. While you may be on your way to theton-freedom, you are lumped by those who discern, right up there with Pat Robertson.
So, shut the hell up already.
Listen
posted by Piss Poor Prof at 8:22 AM
4 Comments:
What you said. Loved this post :)
He is just driving me crazy...I mean, it is really starting to affect my verisimilitude about his movies. I guess I should just stick to Matt Damon action flicks.
Hear, Hear!!
I'm really tired of the freak myself. Somehow he fell into the primie Socratic intellectual violation -- expounding like an expert on things that were not within his area.
He should shout up -- he doesn't know what he does not know.
He has become the poster boy of why it is a good idea to get an education.
Just think how articulate Paris Hilton could be if she, like Jodi Foster, went to Yale.
Of course, I don't see Jodi Foster mouthing off about things she doesn't know.
Tom Cruise needs to go to college!!!
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