My Alma Mater, on the Cutting Edge?

I am not sure if the Rapture is immenent, but my close-minded, Damn-you-all-to-Hell Alma Mater is actually showing some progressive signs.

I am shocked, I tell you, shocked to read this blog posting touting the incoming class's snag of significant technological swag.

When I was a Freshman, all I got was community service for sneaking a girl into the all-boys dorm...to watch a movie. A girl I didn't have any designs on even.

But, so much was expected of me and my kind, so they needed to be harsh.